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  • World's Okayest Climber – Dark

    World's Okayest Climber – Dark

    World's Okayest Climber – Dark

    Regular price $54.00 AUD
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  • Just one more climb...

    Just one more climb...

    Just one more climb...

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  • Chalk is cheaper than therapy – Dark

    Chalk is cheaper than therapy – Dark

    Chalk is cheaper than therapy – Dark

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  • Another day, another problem – Dark

    Another day, another problem – Dark

    Another day, another problem – Dark

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  • I have a chalk problem.

    I have a chalk problem.

    I have a chalk problem.

    Regular price $54.00 AUD
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  • Boulderer's workflow

    Boulderer's workflow

    Boulderer's workflow

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  • I got 99 problems... - Dark

    I got 99 problems... - Dark

    I got 99 problems... - Dark

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  • Is that climbable?

    Is that climbable?

    Is that climbable?

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  • High-functioning Chalkaholic

    High-functioning Chalkaholic

    High-functioning Chalkaholic

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  • Low Gravity Day

    Low Gravity Day

    Low Gravity Day

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  • My skin is fine.

    My skin is fine.

    My skin is fine.

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The Best Tee!

I love this tshirt so much! It got a lot of attention at my last climbing session. It fits perfectly and is excellent quality 👌 I don’t have any worries about the print fading either as it’s washed well. Love it!

Kerry E.
Just one more climb...
10/02/2025
Super comfy

Super comfy, nice & stretchy and looks great! Love it and will defo be back to buy more (and one for a friend🤫)

Jon B.
I have a chalk problem.
09/25/2025
i only wish i was sponsored (but not by blown tendons)

can’t say enough about the fit and feel of this shirt. material is soft, wears well - plus there’s always a fun convo about the graphic. great for climbers!

Kanani
Sponsored by chalk & blown tendons – Dark
09/07/2025
run, don’t walk, to get this t!

best fit for a crop! the material is incredibly soft and moves with you as you climb - a crucial requirement for climbing shirts! 100% recommend!

Kanani
I got 99 problems... | Combed Cotton Crop Top
09/07/2025
A really good quality t-shirt! Thank you so much

A really good quality tshirt! I bought one for every member of our climbing group with all different slogans! Really impressed! Thank you so much.

Anonymous
I 'chose' not to send it V2
09/06/2025
Perfect!

Quality material, print and humour. I can't get enough of wearing this. I AM the world's okayest belayer. Now I have proof

Ush
World's Okayest Belayer | Heavy-Blend Hoodie
08/23/2025
Love this shirt

Love this shirt, it's already receiving compliments at the gym!

Amanda
World's Okayest Climber | Combed Cotton Crop Top
08/18/2025
Fantastic shirt!

Fantastic shirt! I love the feel, the theme, and the design. This is officially my climbing uniform now.

Caleb
World's Okayest Climber – Dark
08/11/2025
Spot On!

Love it!
The fit is good and people around me think it’s really fun. 🤠

- j.4.f.
I got 99 problems... - Dark
08/06/2025
Cool Hoodie, love the design on the back

I really love my hoodie. The quality is really good for the price and the print is so cool, love it. WThe sizes are surprisingly appropriate. Normally I order one size bigger ( L instead M) but next time I will try my actual size. Real quick delivery and great communication with customer support- all in all great service!
So…I can only highly recommend Gravity Goats!!!

Silke
I 'chose' not to send it | Heavy-Blend Hoodie
08/02/2025
Love this tee

Love the writing it is so true! I constantly get people stopping me at the gym to ask where is from. Fit and quality also great!

Anonymous
Chalk is cheaper than therapy – Dark
07/28/2025
Love it!!

Good quality, Quick sending (pun intended). Sizing conform regular sizes.
Got it as a gift for a climbing friend and she loved it!
Still considering what I 'need' for me :)

Marjon
Chalk is cheaper than therapy – Dark
07/27/2025
Fun climbing tees without the ridiculous price tag.

Easily my favourite climbing shirt. Breathable material and the fit is great. Loads of people have said they love it. I'll definitely be getting more!

Lee
Just one more climb...
07/19/2025
I love this shirt

I love this shirt, I love the funny message but it also fits perfectly and is easy to move in. Love it and fully recommend, I'm going to buy another one!

Conrad
World's Okayest Climber – Dark
07/07/2025
Best tees ever

I ordered a range of youth tees and adult tees to test out the quality. They were super comfy and the cheeky designs were very popular!

Julia C.
World's Okayest Climber - Black | Kids Climbing Shirt
06/21/2025

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